Traumatized As Fuck

Ep.22- I'm Fuckin Sorry About This

Traumatized As Fuck: Episode I'm Fuckin Sorry About This
🎙️ Ever had one of those weeks where everything is pure chaos, but somehow, it’s still hilarious? In this episode of Traumatized As Fuck, Willy and Juanita are back with another round of unfiltered storytelling, covering everything from unexpected encounters with naked people (yep, you read that right) to wrangling bad kids and actually enjoying work for once. Oh, and did we mention they’re taking their latest business idea to Shark Tank? Because why the hell not?
This episode is a whirlwind of absurdity, laughs, and sibling banter as they pitch their million-dollar idea (spoiler: it’s probably not legal), reflect on their questionable life choices, and try to make sense of their wild week. It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and honestly, they’re sorry… but also, not really.
💥 Need a break from your own life’s chaos? Hit play now and let Willy and Juanita make you feel way more normal by comparison!
🎧 Because life is ridiculous, trauma is exhausting, and we’re all just trying to survive—one unhinged podcast episode at a time.

Ep.21- Enough About Fuckin Friends- Last Part

Traumatized As Fuck: Episode 21 Enough About Fuckin Friends – Last Part
🎙️ Friendships: a beautiful disaster we just can’t stop talking about! In this final episode of the Fuckin Friends saga, siblings Willy and Juanita wrap up their deep (and slightly traumatic) dive into friendships. But first, Willy spills the tea on his latest therapy session, they recap their chaotic week, and share wild stories about the bad kids at a group home—because, of course, there’s always something.
Then, they go even deeper into their most recent friendship experiences, unpacking the wins, the losses, and the straight-up WTF moments. From awkward adult friendships to the struggle of trusting people, this episode is brutally honest, painfully funny, and the perfect finale to their friendship trilogy.
💥 Friendship trauma? Trust issues? Just here for the laughs? Hit play now and join Willy and Juanita as they (finally) put this friendship saga to bed—before it ghosts them first.
🎧 Because friendships are complicated, but at least talking shit about them is fun!

Ep.20- The One About Fuckin Friends pt.2

Traumatized As Fuck: Episode The One About Fuckin Friends Pt. 2
🎙️ Making friends is hard… especially when you’re a traumatized gremlin with trust issues! In this episode of Traumatized As Fuck, siblings Willy and Juanita are back with more unfiltered chaos, recapping their week and the ridiculous shenanigans that only childhood trauma survivors can relate to. Then, they dive even deeper into the one topic they’ve been avoiding—friends. Buckle up, because this is where things get real (and really funny).
In Part 2 of their friendship saga, Willy and Juanita spill the tea on their biggest friendship highs, lows, and absolute disasters. From struggling to trust people to figuring out how the hell adults are supposed to make friends, this episode is painfully relatable and packed with the kind of honesty that’ll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even feel a little seen.
💥 Been ghosted? Betrayed? Wondering if you even like people? Hit play now and join the trauma twins as they unpack it all—one messy friendship story at a time.
🎧 Because friendships are complicated, but laughing about them? That’s easy.

Ep.19- The One About Fuckin Friends Pt.1

Traumatized As Fuck: Episode The One About Fuckin Friends Pt. 1
🎙️ Friendship is a beautiful thing… unless you’re a traumatized mess trying to figure it out! In this episode of Traumatized As Fuck, siblings Willy and Juanita dive into the chaos of their week—complete with a run-in with a MAGA menace—and the questionable shenanigans that only kids with trauma understand. Then, they finally tackle the one topic they’ve been dodging: friends. Or, at least, they try to—because this is just Part 1 of an emotional rollercoaster of friendship fails, wins, and WTF moments.
From childhood survival tactics to the struggle of maintaining friendships as adults, this episode barely scratches the surface of their love-hate relationship with human connection. It’s funny, painfully relatable, and proof that making (and keeping) friends is way harder when you grew up dodging emotional landmines.
💥 Need a laugh and a little validation? Hit play now and join Willy and Juanita as they unravel their friendship trauma—one awkward story at a time.
🎧 Because talking about friendships is hard… but listening to other people’s disasters? That’s just good entertainment!

Ep.18- I Needed A Fuckin Vacation

 Traumatized As Fuck: Episode I Needed A Fuckin Vacation
🎙️ Ever feel like life just kicks your ass, and you need a break? Then you’ll love this episode of Traumatized As Fuck, where siblings Willy and Juanita return after a two-week hiatus, refreshed, slightly less traumatized (maybe), and ready to overshare their way through the messiest parts of life. If you’ve ever needed a vacation from your own thoughts, this one’s for you!
In I Needed A Fuckin Vacation, Willy and Juanita catch up on why they’ve been MIA, what’s changed (spoiler: not much), and how they’re feeling better—kind of. They reminisce about being raised by TV (because, let’s be real, it did a better job than some parents), and Juanita dives into the book My Father’s Eyes, My Mother’s Rage, sparking a brutally honest conversation about surviving bad days and growing up without love. It’s raw, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of chaotic therapy session you didn’t know you needed.
💥 Laugh through the pain, unlearn the trauma, and embrace the chaos with us! Hit play now and let Traumatized As Fuck be your free, slightly unhinged support group.
🎧 Don’t keep suffering in silence—join Willy and Juanita in this hilarious, real-talk episode today!

Ep.17- Fuckin Fucks

Summary for Traumatized As Fuck: Episode 17- Fuckin Fucks
🎙️ Looking for a podcast that’s equal parts hilarious, relatable, and cathartic? Dive into the latest episode of Traumatized As Fuck, where siblings Willy and Juanita tackle life’s messiest moments with unfiltered humor and heartfelt honesty. If mental health, family drama, and laughter sound like the perfect combo, this is the episode for you!
In Fuckin Fucks, Willy and Juanita keep it real (and funny) as they dive into some deeply relatable topics. Juanita shares her latest adventures at the doctor’s office and reflects on the messy legacy of their crappy parents. Together, they unpack what it means to leave toxic patterns—and people—behind, opening up about their family’s chaotic dynamic and the struggles of unlearning ingrained behaviors.
The episode also highlights the brighter side of healing, as they discuss how good parenting does exist and the importance of embracing growth. Juanita dishes on her journey to lose weight for work, while Willy recounts his absolutely insane weekend on the job. With their signature blend of wit and vulnerability, these siblings prove that even the darkest stuff can be laughed through.
💥 Whether you’re navigating family drama, trying to break toxic cycles, or just need a good laugh, this episode has something for you. Hit play now and join the millions who find therapy in the chaos of Traumatized As Fuck.
🎧 Don’t miss out on this raw and ridiculously funny ride—listen to Fuckin Fucks today and get ready to feel lighter, validated, and endlessly entertained!

Ep.16- Fuckin Bombs Over Bad Dad

"Traumatized As Fuck" Episode 16: Fucking Bombs Over Bad Dad
🎙️ Ready to laugh, cry, and feel wildly seen? Dive into this hilarious and raw episode of Traumatized As Fuck, where siblings Willy and Juanita bring you a no-holds-barred conversation about life, family trauma, and everything in between. If you’ve ever dealt with bad parenting or the hilarious aftermath of it, this episode is your therapy disguised as comedy.
In Fucking Bombs Over Bad Dad, Willy and Juanita kick things off with some spicy work gossip that’ll have you nodding along and laughing out loud. Then, they take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to the golden era of CDs—sharing stories of their prized collections and the heartbreak of those discs mysteriously vanishing (you can probably guess who’s to blame!).
Juanita opens up about her traveling adventures and reflects on the good, bad, and downright tragic aspects of parenting—shining a light on how those dynamics shape who we become. The siblings share brutally honest and funny stories about unintentionally becoming like their dad, swap unforgettable dad-related anecdotes, and, in classic Traumatized As Fuck style, end on a shockingly funny note: discussing pooping on their dad's grave.
💥 This episode is a laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy, yet cathartic exploration of family dynamics and personal growth. Tune in now for unfiltered sibling banter and therapeutic hilarity that’ll leave you feeling lighter than ever.
🎧 Don’t wait—grab your headphones, hit play, and join the Traumatized As Fuck family today!

Ep.15- Fuckin Poop Room

 "Traumatized as F*" Podcast Episode: Fin’ Poop Room*
In this hilariously unfiltered episode of Traumatized as F**,* siblings Willy and Juanita dive into their quirky, heartfelt conversations. They start with Juanita’s dog, Darla, imagining the chaos if dogs could talk, and reveal their hilarious new “button.” The laughs continue with stories about a kid overeating, the infamous “poop room,” and the legendary paper towel cape. Expect plenty of candid moments, including fart jokes and losing patience, before Juanita gets real about the book she’s reading, working less, self-care, mental health, and the question of what comes after healing. They even tackle spiders (yes, spiders!) before wrapping up with thoughts on icy winter roads and how trauma can be a surprising superpower.
Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and some unexpected wisdom!